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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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