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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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