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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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