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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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