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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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