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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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