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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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