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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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