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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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