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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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