Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.