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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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