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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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