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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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