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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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