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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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