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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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