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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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