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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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