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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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