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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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