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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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