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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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