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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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