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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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