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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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