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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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