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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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