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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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