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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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