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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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