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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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