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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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