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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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