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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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