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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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