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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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