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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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