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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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