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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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