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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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