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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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