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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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