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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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