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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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