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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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