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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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