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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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