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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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