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Pet death

My aunt Elsa had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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